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Apr 30, 2011

STATS YALL

THANKS TO ALL OF MY AUDIENCES AND PEEPS WHO TAKE A GANDER.

OMBRIGADA to my Brasileros.

Apr 28, 2011

Maria Magdalena was a ginger ey?

Glasses and Shepherds?

I really am urked by the mainstream presence of Sir Brown.

He's totally tricked everyone, He muffs up and then puts on "nerd" glasses and apologizes...or addresses everyone in a passive tone that implies that he wants mercy...

Saying sorry

In a passive video...saying sorry.

As you can tell, my patience has run out with him and the rest of the people of "affluence" who contribute to social decay. Perhaps he isn't the problem, rather than an annoying symptom of the rapid social decay of our world...(He's not smart enough to create the problem, in my opinion) Maybe the problem lies within the people who give him the hypnotizing beats and lyrics that lure the mainstream...Shepherds of sorts that lead the sheep-ish mainstream consumer?

I'm NOT Watching the "Royal Wedding"

All of my cohorts are raving about the Royal Wedding and how beautiful it's going to be (or was, IDK). Personally, I hate how the media d*ck rides celebrities and people with lots of money. It's CRAZY! So, me being the "Anti-Nearly All Mainstream Things" girl that I am, I feel that it's ridiculous to even tune in...

SERIOUSLY, I'll stumble upon it one of these days.

Is it just me, or does the whole "Paki friend" thing go away as soon as we're in the presence of the next Diana??? But people are blind and love to be dismissive towards racism,sexism,agism and every "ism" that celebrities embody...e.i. Chris Brown, Roman Polansky, Charlie Sheen, R-Kelly,etc.

The Only British Things I'm Getting Down With(this week) are:

V.V. BROWN

2. Maya Arulpragasam

UMRAO JAAN: REKHA

OMBRIGADA for reading yall!

Hairstyle Emo 2011

Young Feminist Letter

This seriously warms me up...
There's this girl, Eliza. She's 10 almost 11 years old and she wrote a letter to a Swedish toy magazine. She was urked by the ridgid gender stereotypes that were published...

THIS GIRL is seriously badass.
Read this via Jezebel's website.

Dear Boys from around the World,

There is just one ting I have to say before I go on. STOP BEING SO STEREOTYPICAL! . The reason I have to let this is out of my system I am yet to tell you. So today I was reading a Mini Boden magazine ( some place in Sweden), and the magazine people asked questions to the kids who were modeling. The one question that ticked me off was this question:

"What is the biggest difference between Boys ( That means you Boys) and Girls?"

Here are some answers that were in this "magazine". Kian, age 6, "Girls Like dolls, and Boys don't". Oh okay I know what you're thinking "Oh he's just six!". Well you better listen to this. Stefano, age 7, "Girls wear pink, and Boys wear blue and green." Okay you're probably thinking the same thing. "Oh he is just 7. Well here is another one. Aiden, 6, "Girls like nail polish; Boys like Soccer Balls.' Yeah I know he is six too. But getting closer to the older ones. Asha, age 8, "Boys are rougher and stronger." Yeah he's eight. Not six, or seven. He's eight. He's got a brain. He's smarter than six and seven yr olds. It's kind of old to me, because I am turning 11 this year. Okay so now that I have listed those Boys' opinions, I am going to list the reasons why I think they are stereotypical.

#1 Hey I'm a Girl, and I HATE dolls! I also hate Barbies, pink, my little ponies, and glitter is okay I guess. But I don't love it like boys think all girls do. But that's just my opinion. Well let me give you a quick lesson. Not all Girls like prissy stuff including me...Give it a ponder.

#2 Like I said I HATE pink. I despise it. HACK See I spat on it. That's how much I hate pink. Hey guess what Stefano, age 7, I wear blue, green, orange, and white about everyday like every other kid in America ( and for this kid in Sweden). I like just about every other color in the rainbow. Except for Pink ( the color not the singer). and purple. So Stefano, I think you have learned an important fact that not all Girls like pink.

#3 For one thing though I do like nail polish, but not just Boys like soccer. For example my friend Heidi is a master soccer player. You mess with her, she kicks you in the shins, or maybe just trips you on the field. Seriously I think you should stay away. For reals.

And finally #4 Okay one thing is that I could beat many boys in a wrestling competition that is up to my grade. Like at lunch today, I was an arm wrestling my friend that happens to be a boy. I beat him. Finally I took my hand off , because I knew he had enough. And also Jillian Michaels, or at least I think it is Jillian Michaels, she's really strong. Probably the strongest woman I've ever heard of. So Asha, 8, give it a ponder.

So really the only reason I wrote this editiorial was to address Boys to stop being so stereotypical and for reading that messy magazine. And the only reason I was reading the magazine was because I was bored. And I must have been really bored to be reading a Swedish magazine about clothes that strangely gets sent to my house.

A Random person in Avon Indiana

Eliza Sayers, age 10

I LOVE IT!!!!

Apr 27, 2011

When I saw that this was marble...I flipped out.

AHHHH how I apreciate all the artists in the world.

WHO DID THIS?????

FOTO: AMIGAS

~GORGEOUS LAURA AND MOI~

50 Followers?? THANKS SO MUCH!!

Hey!!!
Do any of you know why I am SO excited? Because yesterday Emma S. from My American Girl was our 50th follower!!! YAY!!
I would like to give a special thank to Emma S. for being our 50th follower and a thanks to Gabby for being my 1st follower!!
Thanks everyone for following!! I will make a thank you picture after I write this post and post the pictures on Friday.
I will try to do the thank you picture outside but it's just so damp and muddy and there are worms everywhere infact tonight there's suppost to be a storm and it's raining as we speak so, I got to work on the thank yous.
If you would like a thank you thank please comment with your name and which doll you would like your thank you card with. Remember I have 6 dolls, if you would like to see them please go to my "My Dolls page" so thanks so much!!
Bye!! :D

Apr 26, 2011

SAPIOSEXUAL FODDER: Asher Roth

Much to my mama's chagrin...I think he's absolutely, incredibly, hot. He's like that
stoner that hangs out at art supply stores and knows everything about prop19
legislation and Corbet.

I'm getting a tumblr...I can't resist it anymore...

Darn you hipsters and your enticing photos.

Oh Ganesh, boy do I need you to move some things in my life.

OMBRIGADA

Apr 25, 2011

Bella's Birthday!

Hey!!
So I never posted Bella's birthday, but here it is. By the way Bella's b-day was March 31st.

Here is the birthday girl's cupcake.

Here is the gift, nicely rapped for Bella and everyone pitched in for it.
Want to know what it is?

SQUINKIES!!

P.S. Please vote for me in The Doll Wardrobe 's April photo contest, I am photo #2.
P.P.S. Please enter Emma and Hannah's Easter contest on AG Fun!!
P.P.P.S. I only need one more follower to have 50 followers. :D

Apr 24, 2011

Happy Easter + AGP New York Photos and My Purchases!!

Happy Easter!!
So I got back home a while ago and I am already SUPER HAPPY!!!!!!!!! Here are reasons why.
1. I just won Emma's contest.
2. I bought tons of thing from AGP New York including a doll. (Which you will see at the end of this post.)
3. I am about to show you the photos. :D

That's one of the displays.

That's one of Kanani's displays.

Those are the souvenirs.

That was what I had for brunch. It was delicious.

My mom took the photo above.

That's Rebecca's display.

I think my mom took the photo above.

There's me in Kanani's ice shave stand.

There is Kaya.
So here is what I bought.

That's the "Creative Tee" I made, I payed for it.

That's the hair bands we got from the cafe napkins.

I also bought a picture frame but there's no picture.

The doll I got was Kit!!!!!!! I also bought Kit a outfit. (Please see below.) I payed for kit myself.

My aunt sent in some money and I bought the dress for Kit with the money.
And now the dress on Kit!!

Doesn't Kit look adorable?
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So I also bought 2 other items but, you will have to find out what they are in a different post.
If you were wondering why I haven't posted in a while it's because I've been sick (thanks for all your pretty get well cards) and I've been REALLY busy with school work.
Hope you liked this post. :)

P.S. I will try to get on top of things.
P.P.S. I am really sorry if I didn't enter a contest of yours.
P.P.P.S. Happy belated birthday to Felicity. Here birthday was on the 21st.

Apr 21, 2011

My Last Vashtie Post

FOTO via Vashtie.com/blog

I haven't talked about Vashtie in a while...I tend to lean on the radical and sometimes irrational fence. Vashtie is a neutral girl. I love her!!! She's so awesome, but EVERYONE'S ruined her for me. Just like Janelle Monae, N.E.R.D, Kelis and Marsha Ambrosius. I loved them all in the beginning but for some reason when I hear "posers" talk about how awesome they are, I fall out. I can't hang. I'm done. I can't. I just Can't

In all seriousness, this is so disturbing. You should see the founders...equally unsavory.